
|I have to tell you a story. Though it happened a few days ago, and it’s a short story. I went to Chattanooga State to help out with orientation. I wore flip-flops, khaki shorts, a t-shirt and a hoodie. It was rather hot outside, yes. I usually plan ahead and on this evening, I knew I would be inside for the most part, and I get cold very easily. Thus, the dawning of the hoodie. I go walk into the Humanities building and the first complete sentence I hear is, “It’s like a hundred degrees outside, why are you wearing a hoodie?” I reply, “It’s not a hundred degrees inside.” I still get an odd look. The next person, “Gosh, it’s like a hundred degrees outside, how can you be wearing a hoodie?” Yes, they both reference the triple digit sum of one-hundred. To this person, I say, “I’m not outside right now. I planned ahead. It’s cool in here and I am very comfortable.” They’re not convinced. I decide to go to my car, take off my hoodie and put on a collared shirt. On the way there, not kidding, a girl comments to her guy friend, “Why would you wear a hoodie.. it’s so hot.”
|This utterly baffles me. It’s clear that many people will easily ridicule what they do not understand. Furthermore, they will not even think it through or consider my personal preference. I had not been in the building more than a few seconds before the first anti-hoodie remark flew at me. It’s cold in my apartment and I am always cold at Chatt. State. Foresight was practiced and executed. It’s interesting too because many people will apply their own preference to the person they are observing. Instead of thinking, “Man, I would be burning up if I were wearing that,” they’ll say, “Man, he must be burning up.” And that concludes my sociological review for the day. I probably shouldn’t wear a dress any time soon, even to make a point. Given the state of affairs in our judgmental times. Let me think:
What the?
Queer.
That’s sick!
Get away from me.
Sir, put your hands up.
No, you see, I’m just trying to make a point.
You don’t care if I’m normal. You just see a guy in a dress.
Point taken, now get on the ground!
|And then I’ll publish my own police blotter in the Communicator.






